Monthly Archive for June, 2009

List – Iris Murdoch’s prose habits

If I enjoy something, I tend to do it in large gulps. Like my murder mysteries – once I decided that I loved UK crime dramas, I pretty much just sat down and watched all of them, one after another (driving Simon insane). And once I’d read one Iris Murdoch novel and decided I liked it, I then read all of Iris Murdoch’s 26 novels within about four years, silly stupid greedy me. I can’t tell you how much I regret never having another new Iris Murdoch novel to read, ever. That sucks.

This last week, I’ve been rereading The Book and the Brotherhood. And actually, I enjoyed it even more the second time around – I took my time and paid more attention to all the peripheral stuff going on. Murdoch’s novels are always, on the surface, about love and human relationships, but inside they’re about philosophy, morality, mortality, religion, the nature of human existence, life, the universe and everything. It’s all integrated seamlessly as part of the narrative, though – if you don’t feel like taking on the whole of creation, you can just read the novels as stories and be perfectly satisfied. They’re totally compelling, and Iris Murdoch has an enjoyably idiosyncratic prose style, which I love and can pick out a mile away. In homage, TODAY’S LIST is my top ten unmistakable signs that you’re reading an Iris Murdoch novel:

1. Detailed descriptions of clothing and food. Pretty much every scene includes some matter-of-fact description of what the characters are wearing and/or eating.
2. Starting a chapter with dialogue taking place in the aftermath of some crucial incident, and then backtracking to relate what happened.
3. Characters constantly rushing about in a mad heat of emotion, desperate to act on their feelings but with no clear idea of their own intentions. (Actually just yesterday I commented to Simon that Iris Murdoch’s novels are always full of people running around in crisis, a bit like Dostoyevski; and then today, reading a critical analysis of her work, I found out that she has in fact often been compared to old Dosty. Yessss!! External validation of my opinions!)
4. Run-on sentences. I’m sure this is done on purpose – it adds to the headlong, rushing feeling of the prose. Ditto for the enormous stacks of adjectives with no commas.
5. Constant impassioned speech-making, with lots of italics on really important points, which are then re-emphasised; not quite realistic speeches but somehow true, people desperately attempting to communicate their incommunicable experience and find some sort of connection.
6. Eccentric, oddly named upper-middle-class scholarly characters who are introduced with a huge rush of initial detail and backstory and meticulous description of their physical features.
7. Lots of water symbolism. Water as a catalytic plot device.
8. Weird philosophical mystic guru-type characters who exert a compelling influence over other characters.
9. Makeout scenes described very physically but unerotically (lots of struggling with clothing in awkward positions), with characters always experiencing ambiguous or conflicting intentions during the proceedings.
10. Love as violent insanity, usually ill-fated, often between characters with huge age differences or existing marriages, and usually ultimately defeated by convention and personal history.

Don’t let my nerdy listiness put you off – you really do need to read some Iris Murdoch, if you haven’t already. Try The Sea, the Sea or A Fairly Honourable Defeat.

Didjits – Hornet Pinata

I think I mentioned a while back that Simon has bequeathed me a couple of very old cassette tapes to listen to in my car. One of them is an American punk compilation, with an Operation Ivy album on one side and a mix of various bands on the other. It is AWESOME driving music (it does make me drive more aggressively than usual, but considering what a timid, nervous, you-first-I-insist sort of driver I generally am, that’s probably a good thing), and I’ve had it on continuous play for several weeks now. I’ve even managed to piss off an old lady by having it blaring from my car in a residential area – she walked slowly past my car with her fingers in her ears, glaring balefully at me and shaking her head (can’t fault her coordination). There I go, annoying my elders with my crazy punk rock music! Rrr! It’s like being seventeen again!

Since it’s a mix tape (made by some old mate of Simon’s), there are no track listings, so I’ve only been able to identify a couple of the songs (including the fantastic ‘Moron Brothers’, by NOFX – best last line ever). There are three tracks that I really, really like – it sounded like they were all from the same band, so I tried to pick out a few of the lyrics to see if I could Google the album. Of course, trying to decipher lyrics on a scratchy old cassette tape of punk tunes is a hilarous exercise in futility. I spent ages deafening myself, doing everything short of actually sticking my head inside the stereo, going, “What??? ‘Scum boy’? ‘Bum toy’? ‘Myrna Loy’?”

Amazingly, with the help of a few stray un-garbled words and some guesswork, I did manage to figure out that the tracks I liked are by the Didjits, and so I’ve treated myself to their awesomely named album ‘Hornet Pinata’. The Didjits are the sort of punk rock I like best: silly, messy, theatrical, and with a big splash of rockabilly. To tell the truth, the only few tracks on the tape I don’t like are of the genre I call ‘preachy punk’, lots of hardcore shouting about ‘supporting the scene’ and ‘following what we believe’. Heaven save us from self-righteous punk rockers. You are not Pancho Villa, dude.

Old-timey diseases

TODAY’S LIST: best old-timey diseases.

1. Consumption. You didn’t have any cred on the Romantic scene if you weren’t coughing blood into a handkerchief.
2. Gout! No miser would be complete without his cudgel and his gouty foot!
3. Brain fever. Oh no, my brain is boiling! Fetch the ice pack!
4. Dropsy. I’m not quite sure what dropsy actually is, but I picture stout Victorian dowagers toppling over like fainting goats.

Here’s the first in a new line of printable collage sheets I’ll be selling through Etsy – use them for your own artistic creations!


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Come back, crazy dude!

I’m a bit worried about my crazy guy. Have I mentioned that I have a pet crazy guy? No, I don’t mean Simon. (Well, OK, not only Simon.) He’s just a loony guy I see on the streets of Cambridge nearly every day on my way to and from work, and who cheers me up every time I see him. I haven’t seen him in nearly two weeks, and I’m getting a bit concerned. Perhaps he’s been abducted by aliens. Perhaps he thinks he’s been abducted by aliens, but actually he’s trapped in a shed or something. Hey, Crazy Dude, if you’re out there: are you OK?

I’ve never actually spoken to my crazy guy. I just see him out of my car window. He’s a young guy, fairly clean-looking and well dressed – he doesn’t appear to be homeless. Or, if he is homeless, he’s pretty fastidious about his personal grooming. He wears a yellow-green windbreaker and has his bike with him all the time. I’d have thought he was a bike courier, except that he’s obviously crazier than a bag of badgers. This is clear simply because he looks so damn happy all the time. No sane person could possibly be that happy.

I first noticed him on the corner of Lensfield and Hills Road, in front of the Catholic church, smiling and laughing and looking like he was having a whale of a time. I looked around to see who was making him laugh, but he seemed to be alone. He sort of stuck in my mind – possibly because he looks a little like a young Robyn Hitchcock (who is also mad as a shoe, and but by the grace of his uncanny musical talent would probably also be talking to invisible people on a street corner somewhere) – and since then I’ve seen him regularly, always along Lensfield Road or the Fen Causeway. That seems to be his turf. He is always smiling. Sometimes he dances or waves at cars. The highlight of our acquaintance was the day I spotted him wearing a halo made of tinsel and wire, like the kind kids wear in their school Christmas play when they’re stuck being angels. He was waving at cars that day (maybe he has a rota: dance Tuesdays and Thursdays, wave at cars Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays), and I waved at him as I passed. He jumped up and down, looking out of his mind with joy (literally), waving enthusiastically with one hand and clutching his halo with the other hand. Bless!

I’m dying to talk to him. I bet he’d say something totally awesome. I’ve become a bit obsessed with him, actually. Who is he? What is he like? How does he manage to support a full-time vocation of waving at cars at roundabouts and yet still look so clean and well fed? Most importantly, who are his imaginary friends, and could I borrow them? They’re obviously far more entertaining than the everyday corporeal sort. Come back, Crazy Dude! I miss you!

Site revamp

Apologies for the radio silence. I’ve been taking a big old break from designing, blogging and everything else to give the Rowan Tree site a bit of a makeover. I wanted to simplify it and focus more on my artwork than on graphic design. Stay tuned for loads of new merch, like prints and cards, as well as print-ready stuff like collage sheets, DIY invitations and more.